The rambles of a non-professionally produced playwright and his attempts to make the big time.

Wednesday, 31 August 2005

Freewheeling Brain

It had to happen at some point.

I’ve been lucky for the majority of my time as a writer – I’ve rarely suffered from writer’s block. But occasionally, my mind starts what I call freewheeling.

This is where my brain is over working itself, but accomplishing nothing.

I think my muse has decided that while I’m like this, she’ll seek pastures new – until I can give her my undivided attention.

Each time I try and work on my current work in progress, hundreds of plot ideas throw themselves up – and I have no idea which one to go with, or indeed where they will lead. This is why I differentiate it from writer’s block – as with that, you can’t think of what to write, but with the freewheeling there are too many options.

I think that there are three fundamental reasons for this happening now. First, I have just enjoyed my holiday and have had to return to the day job. This has taken me from aspirational thinking, beautiful daydreams and uninterrupted plot development (apart from the family) to the mundane realities of working life. Second, I am dangerously close to finishing my current Work in Progress. Now, you may think that this should urge me to complete it… Unfortunately, with my mind set, it doesn’t work that way. While I love the thrill I get from typing CURTAIN at the end of the manuscript, the first thing that goes through my head is “What do I write next… Am I ready to write another scenario…Should I return to an old project…”. This is in truth, a lie… I don’t think about it when I write the word CURTAIN, I start thinking about it when I can see the end of my current play coming. And third, the dreaded day of the Shortlist for The Play’s The Thing is a mere 30 days away.

But why should that be any big deal? I’ve submitted to agents before. I’ve never got this worked up.

But I guess the reason is twofold. There are so many rumours that those on the shortlist would have been contacted by now; and that this is the only competition I have found this year that I am entitled to enter!

I think what I need is a large chill pill, a decent bottle of red wine and the opportunity to sit undisturbed behind the PC.

When I manage to break my brain out of it’s freewheel, I’ll let you know.

Wednesday, 24 August 2005

Great minds or fools seldom…?

Writing is normally a very lonely task. It normally means separation from your friends and family. After all, how do you sit behind the word processor and let your imagination run riot, form a new story and still involve your partner and children?

After you’ve been writing for a while, normally, stops meaning ‘normally’. It gets perverted. It means always, compulsory, mandatory, essential… If you don’t have this ‘normal’ aspect of writing, are you really a writer?

My family have long since learnt what it means to live with a writer. I’m a very lucky man: they love me for who I am. And very large part of me is a writer. And somehow, they have found it within their hearts to leave me when I have to write; although the separation is often inconvenient, and in many cases for the children, painful.

I have yet to find a writers’ circle that works for me. I have tried to write several novels over the years, and have failed at each attempt. Plays work for me. Yet I have met so many that write that can never finish one stage play. A novel is about the prose, the descriptions, the imagery provoked from the written word. A play is about the dialogue. Dialogue in a novel represents up to one third of the content. In a stage play, it must represent over ninety percent. It is this disparity between the media that has meant that writers’ circles haven’t worked for me; having been the only playwright that has attended.

This aided in the perversion of the word ‘normal’. To write means solitude and separation.

Then the impossible happened.

I have to justify, or at least attempt to explain, my definition of the word ‘impossible’: Love at first sight doesn’t happen, does it? No one really meets their Prince Charming, do they? How many people do you know that have had all six numbers come up on the lottery? But these have so often become the basis for a story.

I’ve spoken to people telling me about how they met people on the internet thinking things would turn out like ‘You’ve Got Mail’… When the reality has turned out to be more like ‘Nightmare on Elm Street’.

Entertainment is all about the ‘Willing Suspension of Disbelief’. They are stories – and only a fool would ever believe that they could come true.

Yet I’ve found myself developing online relationships with people since mooching around Writers.Net and The Play’s The Thing… But nothing would ever come of this… After all, I had no need of a romantic relationship, as what I have at home is what I have dreamt of having for the entire of my life. All I wanted was to meet people that write like me. People that write plays. People that have ambition. People that have drive. People that realise that to set a high goal doesn’t entail a fear of disappointment, but prevents a reality of un-fulfilment of achieving goal that was too was too easily accomplished. But these people I met online weren’t real. They we’re just made up names, virtually identities to cover who they are in reality.

But they gave me respite and somebody to share the illusion with.

But one name kept jumping back. They appeared to understand what I was saying. They appeared to know why I wrote the way I do.

I read their work, and developed a fear – this person was plagiarising my work before had the time to write it, or indeed develop the initial idea.

I made a couple of jokes, hoping that someone would see my reasoning behind throwing in that humour – only for this one person to instantly seize upon my intentions and share my excitement.

One of these jokes was to write a play by email.

I've mentioned that my muse had forced me to drop my current Work in Progress to follow another path. That path is the writing of this play by email.

At first I thought that this could never work, as two playwrights could not collaborate unless they truly understood who the other person was – and that can only be achieved by knowing each other for a significant time, and certainly not just by exchanging emails or posting occasionally witticisms on a discussion forum. But what was to be lost by giving it a go? As with all plays, the first ten minute’s dialogue will tell you if you’re on to a winner or not…

I wrote one scene, my internet ‘collaborator’ wrote the next. We exchanged scenes. I shuddered. I knew the style. I understood the characters. I saw the way the dialogue was developing and could instantly explain to anyone that asked why it was essential that it had to be that way. Why? Because it was my writing!

I hadn’t written it, but it was my writing.

My ‘collaborator’ informed me of a shiver they had felt – and I knew at once what they were talking about and knew that we were talking about a good thing.

The next scenes just fell out of us – and before we knew where we were, the first act was completed. But more than that, we both knew that the audience would be as desperate for the second act to come, as we were to write it.

I made another loaded joke. I pointed out that I was going to be in my collaborator’s area with my family in a few days. As has become the norm, they picked up on it and invited my family and I to stay with them and their family.

We had never met. We had never phoned each other. We had only seen tiny online photos of each other…

We set it up.

We’ve met.

I’ve met myself.

Our families have met. They met themselves.

To say that they meeting was productive in a writing sense may be inaccurate or deceptive. Writing to me, is all about feeding and motivating your muse.

My muse is now overweight and has developed a hankering for some very serious stimulants.

We are too similar. We spent our brief encounter joking about how similar we are. Our partners joked about the same thing – plus about how they had shared the same fear of meeting some online loonies that they would need to run away bravely from.

And our writing…? My writing is their writing, theirs is mine. My scene is their scene, their scene is mine.

I think we’re both proud to admit that our lives have become interconnected. We’re both even prouder that our play is our play and will soon be born.

After all, great minds think alike.

Or do fools seldom differ?

Tuesday, 9 August 2005

My Muse: The Crack Addict

It’s been a hectic couple of days. I’ve been away from home, but with very good intentions of writing.

My muse has been firing away at me to get this latest play down, so I made sure that I took my laptop with me and informed the people that I was staying with that I would be writing whenever the desire took me. (Writers can be a very antisocial breed at times – but you have to write when the mood arrives, as you can never force yourself to write creatively.)

Unfortunately, it would appear my muse forgot to pack her suitcase. Every time I forced myself down behind the laptop (in a rather odd location, it has to be said) I would type about half a page, read it… and delete the lot!

Nothing I was putting down was any good – it reminded me of scenes from On The Busses, and look how dated that looks now!

But I kept at it, much to the annoyance of my hosts… But I made the mistake of setting myself a goal of writing at least five minutes dialogue a day. That way, I told myself, I could finish a play in 21 days! I’ve always been goal driven, so I was almost compulsive about achieving this self-inflicted goal. Even worse, I was convincing myself that I was in negative equity with the play while I was away.

My mood sank (I really must post something to my hosts to say sorry). I started to feel like I would never get this play finished.

When I eventually got home, I faced the PC and it was taunting me. I ended up doing everything I could to avoid going anywhere near it (or at least, when I did get on it, I didn’t do anything constructive).

Somehow, I forced myself to sit behind the PC tonight. I didn’t think that anything would come of it…

BANG! 8 minutes of dialogue on the screen in 75 minutes!

Stunned? I was crapping myself! I was actually trembling at the end of the session.

Something has to be wrong! I read the dialogue again, and there was the shiver again! I couldn’t find anything that I wanted to change.

While I have never taken ‘controlled substances’, I’m fairly sure that the rush I was having would have had a pretty good street value.

Then I got it… My muse is a crack addict! When I was away, she couldn’t find her regular dealer… Come home and she’s high as a kite…

Next time I go away, I better make sure she knows where to get a fix!

Saturday, 6 August 2005

Things That Make You Go "Arrgh!"

There are times when I wonder about the state of theatre in the UK. Today has been such a time.

Over the years that I have been writing for the stage, I’ve realised that it is extremely hard to gain a professional production – and I can understand the reasons why… Who’s going to risk that sort of money on an unknown? It’s hard enough trying to keep a theatre running these days, so why run the risk of small audiences when you use an established playwright that the punters know and fill more seats?

Yet, my plays have won awards and been appreciated by audiences. Maybe I could be the next ‘established playwright’ – I just need the chance to prove myself.

I entered The Play’s The Thing for that very reason. Winning a competition is one of the realistic ways you can get your play into a professional theatre. But, the deadline is approaching. I can’t just hold out on the hope that I’ll win. I need to have my next step planned.

So I did some research. And the results of that research have left me angered at the UK theatre industry.
I discovered 5 playwriting competitions. Of those 5, I can enter none, nil, zero!

One’s only open to Scottish playwrights, an other to Yorkshire playwrights, another to playwrights from the North East, another to those of Caribbean decent… And then the gut-buster; one offering a prize of funding from the Arts Council that’s only open to playwrights that have previously gained funding from the Arts Council!

And the majority fall under such deceiving names… ‘The People’s Play Award’, should include a link that feeds you to a footnote detailing "The term People in this competition only applies to those born or residing in the North East of England – basically because we can’t stand those shandy drinking southern poofs and we’ve no time for Jocks and Taffs!".

Yet these competitions state that they are there to encourage new writing in the country.

It is this regionalism that makes me realise why we are seeing falling audience figures – only the regions get to entertain the nation.

For some reason, because I’m a West-Country boy living on the South Coast, never having taken money from the taxpayer though the Art Council, I (and others like me) are excluded from the opportunity to entertain the public.
This might make others want to give up. But to me, all I want to do is fight! One day I will secure that professional production – and that day I will so proudly state that there are others like me out there looking for their chance and being ignored.

Who knows, this collective I’m involved with could be the first step to making that come true…

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Friday, 5 August 2005

Strange Requests

From time to time, I get strange requests made of me. Normally when I explain that I am a playwright, I get people telling me that they have got a great idea for a play; to which I respond:

“Then you’re the person to write it!”

Most of the time they don’t like that response, thinking that I am shunning their idea (and most of the time, they’re right!). But the best person to tell your story is you!

But that wasn’t the case this week…

I got a call from an old friend of mine. He had produced one of my plays and had directed another – and to a considerable degree of critical acclaim!

I knew that he was trying to get a theatre club going again, so I though that he was after one of my plays (royalty free – I was guessing) to get it off the round. But no…

He and a few friends of mine are about to pass out of Sandhurst (The British Army Officer Training College) this weekend. So, again, I guessed that it was going to be an invite to see him in all of his finery.

“Jay, would you happen to have a couple of panto cow outfits?”

Eh? The finest military college (apart from Dartmouth) needed two panto cows at their passing out parade! Which Royal was going to be taking that salute?

Sure, I’ve been asked to do odd things with my plays – but once you’ve been involved with amateur theatre, everyone assumes that you will have instant access to a wide range of wild and wacky costumes and props (indeed once, I had to turn up to a ball as a panto dame to entertain a collection of submariners).

Suffice to say, I didn’t have them hanging about in my closet – so I had to suggest that he got in contact with his local costume hire company.

But I can’t wait for the pictures of that passing out parade!

From Ramble To Blog

Okay, so this should look somewhat new to those of you that have arrived here from my website.

And those of you that have come here through Blogger.Com will instantly see that there is something off afoot here.

I have been posting a ‘Ramble’ on my website infrequently for just over 2 years. I self admit that I was a total novice when I came to make my site – and thought that this was the way to do things. But it soon became evident that I was making life difficult for myself. Each time I wanted to male a Ramble, I would have to make a new page and amend the links. Plus, I could only update the Ramble from home (not too handy when I’ve gone away to see a play).

Then recently, I was an article on the BBC News website that pointed out to me that what I was doing was not a blog. Why? Because I was posting too infrequently and people could not make comments.

Time for a change! So I’ve exported all my old rambles here and set myself a goal that I will post here at least once a week. And with what’s happening at the moment (and the fact I can update this anywhere there is an internet connection) I think that’s a goal I can achieve.

So for those of you that came here from my website, I hope you enjoy the change. And for those of you that are Blogger regulars – I hope you enjoy this frustrated Playwright’s Rambles.

Tuesday, 2 August 2005

Running With An Idea

A while ago, I Rambled that I was toying with the idea of setting up my own on-line agency.

Well it looks like this could very well turn into reality! A group of people that have been meeting on The Play’s The Thing Forum (affectionately referred to as ‘The Collective’ – But we have no Queen Borg) are trying to get one off the ground. I can’t give you too many details for obvious reasons, but once we’ve got the green light, I’ll let you know!